OK so this summer my man & I tried to go to Jamaica, and ended in San Diego, please read previous blog if you are curious as to know why not.
well anyhoo, FINALLY we are in Jamaica! Yes my fav place in the world, were you can eat, drink, play and sleep wheneva, whereeva you want to.
DISCLAIMER: This is an informational blog so in other words if you think you are going to be hysterically entertained then u better just stop reading right now cause u ain't gonna get none of that.
Now not every memory is clear due to certain amount of spirits that was drunk during this vacation therefore I will be force to put in some tainted truths.
First clear memory: no spirits taken due to the fear of falling off the horse. S and I went horseback riding it was a three times doozie, meaning the poor skinny horses had to take s and me up and down the mountain, around the beach and yes even swim in the beach with us on their itty bitty bodies. for what eva the reason jamaica horses are small like the jamaica man. BUT no fear I did not care how itty bitty they were I was having a great time, and since this trail was only s and I and the guide I got to trot the horse. S was very uncomfortable b/c when my lead horse trotted his horse followed which unfortunate bruised s' manhood. But do not worry I too suffered when I got back to the hotel room, I ended up with a bruise on my butt ( both sides for 4 days)and trust me having anything black under your butt when you are wearing a bikini is not so nice. CRUSES 2 me for having fun on a skinny horse!!!
OH the best part of the horse trail was when I told the tour guide I wish I could have a coconut up there on the tree and he jumps off his horse, gets a big bamboo stick from I have no idea were, goes to the palm tree and starts hitting the coconut with his stick, and down down comes three coconuts which is chopped up from the top with his sword and yes it was a sword, which is handed down to me to drink and you better believe it. I dranked it and so did s and so did the guide and it was the greates eva b/c as the guide told us, it is the only liquid that touches the heart. I do not know if it touched my heart but it fo sho touched my stomach b/c I had a bad stomach ach that night and was indisposed in the toilet for a while :( it is true coconut is a laxative:( S and I took so many pics on the trail and I would love to post one for you but to my dismay s accidental deleted all the pics that day when he was looking through them so now I have only my millions of brains to recollect only the good parts.
Has it happened 2 you that you accidentally taken a laxative not knowing?
Snorkeling is B E A UUUTIFUL thing I LOVE it but not when I get too closed to anything then the creepy willies comes along. that is all I have to say about that.
NAKED PPL!
so s and I are walking around the hotel hand in hand and lo and behold we come across a section of naked ppl. apparently there is a naked section which is optional. Now i heard of this when we first got to the hotel but i thought it was the pool area, b/c a girl was topless, but hell 2 the no they had another small pool area with a small beach next to it that is OPTIONAL NAKEDNESS BUT it is all naked not a stitch of clothes 2 been seen. Now my first thoughts were, man i guess this ppl do not have to pack so much, they only need a small bag, and next time I am at an airport and a couple only has a small bag I will know they are nasty little nudies. anyhoo back to s and i stumbling to the nudies now I really did try not to look but OH MY GOD they were all old nasty little nudies i mean saggy saggy saggy. all the ladies had huge boobs but they were to their knees and the old mans oh my gosh it was more of an nightmare rather than OH BOY OH BOY nude ppl. Has it eva happened 2 you that you stubble to a nude colony and instead of being hot naked bodies was rather old wittered ones?
KARAOKE anyone, yes it was the best. s took the award for the worst singer and i am not even joking. i sang dancing queen for aba and was pretty bam good from what my drunken ears heard and all the girls was dancing and cheering so that was good 4 me. s sang al green, let's stay together and as I said he won the worst singer prize. at least it was a prize.
the rest of the vacation of dancing eating and drinking and having lots of R & R and let me say this week back in the states is :(
the end
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
planned on going one place and ending somewhere else?
Jamaica oh how i love that place,
the love affair started in 2006 when i went to this water, beach place with so many ppl to serve me, a self proclaimed princess.
so when another opportunity arises for me to go to jamaica for the 4th of july weekend i am all gone ho, so happy but like 3 mill bikini's and my brain was consumed jamaica.
me a ko (korean) had to make sure my passport was in tact to make sure i can once again resume my love affair with this foreign country that serves me like i deserve.
stan and i on the 30th of june are at the airport ready to go direct flight to jamaica, just thining 4 hrs more and a private car with champ will be waiting for us and let the romance begin.
what the buck!!! an american needs a passport, but 2006 all stan needed was a bam dl and birth certifcate when did this happen, apparently 2008 a new law has passed and when telling ppl why we did not go to jamaica everyone new of this new law but stupid stan and me. and everyone mentioned to tell me how in the world did we not know, hello i think if we had known or if the booking agent told us we would have thought it important enough to get done:( freaking freaks
so me stone faced being treated like a princess in jamaica not gonna happen but stan so nice, said we are packed were do you want to go? NY, drive until we want to stop, san diego, when he said the city san diego my face lite up like angels were flashing their flash lights on me and that is where we went to go to my sisters resort home in the mountains where we had relaxing time with the 3 brats. :) (brats are my one niece and two nephews. but do not worry i named it each brat for the weekend servant one, servant two and servant three and i just had to clap my hands once for servant one, twice for servant two and three x for servant three, after a bit, servant two came up to me and said "do i have to still be a servant I don't want to anymore", my answer was servant do not speak until you are spoken too.
have you ever planned on going to a romantic get away and ending up with three brats who refused to serve you!
the love affair started in 2006 when i went to this water, beach place with so many ppl to serve me, a self proclaimed princess.
so when another opportunity arises for me to go to jamaica for the 4th of july weekend i am all gone ho, so happy but like 3 mill bikini's and my brain was consumed jamaica.
me a ko (korean) had to make sure my passport was in tact to make sure i can once again resume my love affair with this foreign country that serves me like i deserve.
stan and i on the 30th of june are at the airport ready to go direct flight to jamaica, just thining 4 hrs more and a private car with champ will be waiting for us and let the romance begin.
what the buck!!! an american needs a passport, but 2006 all stan needed was a bam dl and birth certifcate when did this happen, apparently 2008 a new law has passed and when telling ppl why we did not go to jamaica everyone new of this new law but stupid stan and me. and everyone mentioned to tell me how in the world did we not know, hello i think if we had known or if the booking agent told us we would have thought it important enough to get done:( freaking freaks
so me stone faced being treated like a princess in jamaica not gonna happen but stan so nice, said we are packed were do you want to go? NY, drive until we want to stop, san diego, when he said the city san diego my face lite up like angels were flashing their flash lights on me and that is where we went to go to my sisters resort home in the mountains where we had relaxing time with the 3 brats. :) (brats are my one niece and two nephews. but do not worry i named it each brat for the weekend servant one, servant two and servant three and i just had to clap my hands once for servant one, twice for servant two and three x for servant three, after a bit, servant two came up to me and said "do i have to still be a servant I don't want to anymore", my answer was servant do not speak until you are spoken too.
have you ever planned on going to a romantic get away and ending up with three brats who refused to serve you!
Monday, May 19, 2008
Weekend of 23rd of May 2008
So many stories in my millions of brains, which one to spit out first.
HISTORY: I am still very good friend with 4 of my college buddies. Nic aka Nicole, Mina, Mel aka Melissa & ang aka Angela whom I have already written about. I know you gals like this part b/c all of you are vain and like to read about themselves.
This is going to be about Mina, Mina don't get scared I won't reveal too much about yourself even thought you would never find out b/c you like to scheme read and not read the whole thing but I bet after reading your name you are reading word 4 word.
What can you say about Mina, CLUMPSY do not have her near a knife 4 she will cut herself and u in a minute and both of u would be in the hospital but it will be o k b/c she will be very apologetic, so apologetic that you would wish another cut, rather than having to hear her say sorry one more bam time.
As you can guess she was not blessed with grace.
She is gracious and warm but sometimes you want to yell STOP! for the LOVE OF GOD STOP, YOU ARE BREATHING down my back; but like a mom, always has good intentions.
If you are catholic and feel that you need to do some punishment for your sins then go shopping with mina and you will be throughly punished and still have some points left over to go out party get drunk and wake up not knowing where you are and what the heck you did the night before and you are so scared b/c there is a knife with blood on it and a dead cat on the foot of your bed. (I guess the last sentence was pretty gross and graphic but I am fo reals, I had to warn ppl out there how bad shopping with mina is)
Anyhoo out of all 5 of us she is the only not living in dallas due to her poor judgement of being happily in love, getting married and following the man of her dream to AUSTIN, TX. She moved end of last year I believe if I am wrong about the date of the move or if she is happily married, ah well, you get the point. So she always comes down once a month but lately it has be three months.
Thanks for your patience, let me get to the point, Stan and I r spontaneous and he decides we should go off on a weekend, I say lets go to san antonio and on our way there stop @ austin and say hi to mina. (fo she is always saying we never visit her and she is the one that always has to come down and yaggity yACH)
I call her to give her a heads up, I think it was either that monday or Tuesday before. I tell her I am stopping by On Friday and since we have been friend 4 so long and you know with your close friend you can stop by their house unannouced perferably annouced, you are always welcome which is the movie version and that is true for nic, mel and ang and me but oh no that is not the reaction from mina.
Here is a disclaimer I am sure Mina want me to put in (ps I already told her I will blog her for her reaction) is that she is taking some sort of test to go to grad school and the grade will define her future career life and blah blah blah. (by the way seems to me she is always taking some test or what not. Only thing my brain took in was test, study, important. and she told me what type of test what it's call but so boring can't comprehend or can't relate, if you want the show FRIENDS and chandlor has a job and no one knows what he does, well that is mina and her bam test. and she is staying will this reason why she didn't want me to come and that and ever objection to why I can not come and I am thinking is she fo reals. she is telling me I can't come over for one bam night, well this is the REAL reason why she did not want me to come b/c her house is such a bam mess it would take her nearly till Friday to clean up. FREAK keep your house clean! or at least be able to clean it in two hours, and lets not blame all of it on mina, her bam husband must be pretty dirty too!!! but she called back apologizing (and you know what I think of her overly apologizing) saying she would love me to stop by.
I did, she was gracious even though I did't get there until 1am due to bam TLC making my sexy man work so bam late and he being a good sport and still going. she bought me veggies, fruits, champ and all this other bam stuff.
Today is July 15, 2008 I wrote the upper stuff about two months ago and really don't want to tell this story any more so this is all you get.
I know my fans out there is waiting for another blog so hope this works if not too bad so bucking sad.
HISTORY: I am still very good friend with 4 of my college buddies. Nic aka Nicole, Mina, Mel aka Melissa & ang aka Angela whom I have already written about. I know you gals like this part b/c all of you are vain and like to read about themselves.
This is going to be about Mina, Mina don't get scared I won't reveal too much about yourself even thought you would never find out b/c you like to scheme read and not read the whole thing but I bet after reading your name you are reading word 4 word.
What can you say about Mina, CLUMPSY do not have her near a knife 4 she will cut herself and u in a minute and both of u would be in the hospital but it will be o k b/c she will be very apologetic, so apologetic that you would wish another cut, rather than having to hear her say sorry one more bam time.
As you can guess she was not blessed with grace.
She is gracious and warm but sometimes you want to yell STOP! for the LOVE OF GOD STOP, YOU ARE BREATHING down my back; but like a mom, always has good intentions.
If you are catholic and feel that you need to do some punishment for your sins then go shopping with mina and you will be throughly punished and still have some points left over to go out party get drunk and wake up not knowing where you are and what the heck you did the night before and you are so scared b/c there is a knife with blood on it and a dead cat on the foot of your bed. (I guess the last sentence was pretty gross and graphic but I am fo reals, I had to warn ppl out there how bad shopping with mina is)
Anyhoo out of all 5 of us she is the only not living in dallas due to her poor judgement of being happily in love, getting married and following the man of her dream to AUSTIN, TX. She moved end of last year I believe if I am wrong about the date of the move or if she is happily married, ah well, you get the point. So she always comes down once a month but lately it has be three months.
Thanks for your patience, let me get to the point, Stan and I r spontaneous and he decides we should go off on a weekend, I say lets go to san antonio and on our way there stop @ austin and say hi to mina. (fo she is always saying we never visit her and she is the one that always has to come down and yaggity yACH)
I call her to give her a heads up, I think it was either that monday or Tuesday before. I tell her I am stopping by On Friday and since we have been friend 4 so long and you know with your close friend you can stop by their house unannouced perferably annouced, you are always welcome which is the movie version and that is true for nic, mel and ang and me but oh no that is not the reaction from mina.
Here is a disclaimer I am sure Mina want me to put in (ps I already told her I will blog her for her reaction) is that she is taking some sort of test to go to grad school and the grade will define her future career life and blah blah blah. (by the way seems to me she is always taking some test or what not. Only thing my brain took in was test, study, important. and she told me what type of test what it's call but so boring can't comprehend or can't relate, if you want the show FRIENDS and chandlor has a job and no one knows what he does, well that is mina and her bam test. and she is staying will this reason why she didn't want me to come and that and ever objection to why I can not come and I am thinking is she fo reals. she is telling me I can't come over for one bam night, well this is the REAL reason why she did not want me to come b/c her house is such a bam mess it would take her nearly till Friday to clean up. FREAK keep your house clean! or at least be able to clean it in two hours, and lets not blame all of it on mina, her bam husband must be pretty dirty too!!! but she called back apologizing (and you know what I think of her overly apologizing) saying she would love me to stop by.
I did, she was gracious even though I did't get there until 1am due to bam TLC making my sexy man work so bam late and he being a good sport and still going. she bought me veggies, fruits, champ and all this other bam stuff.
Today is July 15, 2008 I wrote the upper stuff about two months ago and really don't want to tell this story any more so this is all you get.
I know my fans out there is waiting for another blog so hope this works if not too bad so bucking sad.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Ask before you Take
Background: I bring my dog to work, on my desk is a pink metal canister with a dog paw on it with a very tight lid.
Background: I am very observant!
Background: I am very anal
A lady shows up to the office with out a appointment, strike one. (why do I have to be so petty, why is appointments so important to me, any psychologist out there that can give me a hand on this one?)
I happened to be in the back of the warehouse with a customer & come to the office to see her wandering around like a sneaky little fox who did not even bother to announce herself, strike two. (why do ppl not have manners)
As I come to my desk I notice the pink metal canister lid is open and I always keep it shut b/c I am anal.
I look at the stranger who came unannounced and my observant eyes is focused on her mammoth jaw which is moving.
As I am finishing up with the customer who has made the apointment the rude nonappointment maker comes up to my desk, holds out her palm and lo and behold what do you think was in her palm. MY DOGGIE treat for my bam dog. (You knew that one) As she has her palm out she ask me is this edible? I look at her and smile and say, yes people can eat them, however they are specially made for dogs. She says thank you and moves around slowly to my dog and pulls out 8 more treats and gives them to my dog.
Greedy Strike three
Then she proceeds to go out the front door and over the stair case spits out everything else that is in her mouth.
Embarrassment YOUR OUT
It was so hard 4 me to keep a strait face and not point at her and laugh and laugh. And when she could not handle my ridicule any more and with shame run to her car, I wanted to keep on chasing her and as she drives off I would be in my car following her and honking my horn and laugh some more but I manage to stay in my desk and laugh by myself after she left.
I told the story to Stan (my boyfriend) and he found no humor in it, says I need to put a sign on the canister and I am LIKE WHAT? am i taking crazy pill how can he not find it hilarious! and a little bit like serves you right attitude (side note about my man he doesn't gossip fo example, ang was at a bar with us and was sitting next to him and talking crap about someone and he just smiled and nodded which made ang decide to even more abrasive to get a reaction b/c let's face it for all women, if we don't get a reaction we act out even more, and that is where the crazy comes in - but to ANGIE in your face no reaction was found)
Back to the lady- who takes with out asking? and who takes more than one without knowing what it is? and who takes so much even if u think it is 4 the public 4 the taking
4 me serves her right and plus there is a PAW on the canister.
b/c of stan's reaction I had to justify my feelings so I tell Ang and she is LIKE LOL tear and all that stuff, so as you can tell, i guess i am like angie, critical, anal and a gossip
Would your RESPONSE be like Stan or angie which is me?
I had some one take with out asking and it bit them in the bum, has it happen 2 you?
Background: I am very observant!
Background: I am very anal
A lady shows up to the office with out a appointment, strike one. (why do I have to be so petty, why is appointments so important to me, any psychologist out there that can give me a hand on this one?)
I happened to be in the back of the warehouse with a customer & come to the office to see her wandering around like a sneaky little fox who did not even bother to announce herself, strike two. (why do ppl not have manners)
As I come to my desk I notice the pink metal canister lid is open and I always keep it shut b/c I am anal.
I look at the stranger who came unannounced and my observant eyes is focused on her mammoth jaw which is moving.
As I am finishing up with the customer who has made the apointment the rude nonappointment maker comes up to my desk, holds out her palm and lo and behold what do you think was in her palm. MY DOGGIE treat for my bam dog. (You knew that one) As she has her palm out she ask me is this edible? I look at her and smile and say, yes people can eat them, however they are specially made for dogs. She says thank you and moves around slowly to my dog and pulls out 8 more treats and gives them to my dog.
Greedy Strike three
Then she proceeds to go out the front door and over the stair case spits out everything else that is in her mouth.
Embarrassment YOUR OUT
It was so hard 4 me to keep a strait face and not point at her and laugh and laugh. And when she could not handle my ridicule any more and with shame run to her car, I wanted to keep on chasing her and as she drives off I would be in my car following her and honking my horn and laugh some more but I manage to stay in my desk and laugh by myself after she left.
I told the story to Stan (my boyfriend) and he found no humor in it, says I need to put a sign on the canister and I am LIKE WHAT? am i taking crazy pill how can he not find it hilarious! and a little bit like serves you right attitude (side note about my man he doesn't gossip fo example, ang was at a bar with us and was sitting next to him and talking crap about someone and he just smiled and nodded which made ang decide to even more abrasive to get a reaction b/c let's face it for all women, if we don't get a reaction we act out even more, and that is where the crazy comes in - but to ANGIE in your face no reaction was found)
Back to the lady- who takes with out asking? and who takes more than one without knowing what it is? and who takes so much even if u think it is 4 the public 4 the taking
4 me serves her right and plus there is a PAW on the canister.
b/c of stan's reaction I had to justify my feelings so I tell Ang and she is LIKE LOL tear and all that stuff, so as you can tell, i guess i am like angie, critical, anal and a gossip
Would your RESPONSE be like Stan or angie which is me?
I had some one take with out asking and it bit them in the bum, has it happen 2 you?
Friday, May 9, 2008
Star Struck
I am not usually star struck. Maybe it's b/c I don't come across any while I am pumping gas, buying groceries and working @ my desk, but in general I don't daydream about stars and make sure I get to the concerts, watch all their movies and what not.
SO I WAS SO SHOCKED when I got Star Stucked by KIDD KRADDICK! I have been listen to him since I was in High School!
My friend nic (nicole) & I was at Primo's (mckinney) and we were having some cocktails & early din din, and I don't know what else since it was long time ago, but you will see how it ties in to what happen to me last weekend. thanks 4 your patience..... & Lord & behold comes in Kidd, he was all nervous talking on his cell, apparently he was waiting 4 someone and they didn't show up and he was uncomfortable, and I am thinking, dude u r kidd kraddick. I got so nervous and I could not get enough courage to say hi to him. This is what would have come out of my mouth "Hi my name is Yong I have been listen to you since I was in high school, I think u r cool. Want to be my best friend" I figure that is what one would say to a star. So I am keeping my eye on him and I get really close but I chicken out:( bam " I was so close to a star and chicken out and didn't even say hi, has it happen 2 you?
Well last weekend it was me and ang (angie) who was doing a late lunch @ Primo's. by the way we had the best margarita it was her--annna-- silver tequila. we sat at the porch and I see big al, me not star struck by him, just casually mentioned to angie big al is here and that was that. I went to the bathroom and waiting in line and big al was next 2 me. He said Hello, I said hi in a very small voice (side track, my voice is very high and ppl have even commented "is that her real voice", can't help it I sound like a young little girl, so being shy my voice got higher and even more girlish) He said how are you doing i said "fine". I was way to shy to say nothing else or repeat in a complete sentence just pretending I only knew couple of words just came from Korea act.
So I did my business and went back to the table and ang is like big al is over there and I am like. o.k. & she is calling him over with her super long monkey arms. I am like stop it. and her only monkey arm response is to flag him down even harder. long story short he comes over, she insults him a couple of time by his lack of knowledge of some country guy and says she wished he was Kelly b/c she loves kelly and she guess he will do. he implies he is way to drunk and can't drive his two cars at primos and want to know if we would drive his cars 4 him we say no but we politely offer him a ride to his house since he is too bam drunk (knowing he will say no b/c he was already with two hotties) and mentions to ang that he saw me in the rr and that I am HOT!!!! looks is in the eye of the beholder and he was drunk alright. bam the drunkard 4 thinking i am hot, any sober peeps out there?? oh wait my man thinks I am hot.
so after that incident, ang like u have changed, old college yong would have called him over and u being with stan u liking him so much has changed u and I am thinking is she insulting me b/c i considered it a compliment that I am maturing and is in love with my man, has it happen 2 you?
SO I WAS SO SHOCKED when I got Star Stucked by KIDD KRADDICK! I have been listen to him since I was in High School!
My friend nic (nicole) & I was at Primo's (mckinney) and we were having some cocktails & early din din, and I don't know what else since it was long time ago, but you will see how it ties in to what happen to me last weekend. thanks 4 your patience..... & Lord & behold comes in Kidd, he was all nervous talking on his cell, apparently he was waiting 4 someone and they didn't show up and he was uncomfortable, and I am thinking, dude u r kidd kraddick. I got so nervous and I could not get enough courage to say hi to him. This is what would have come out of my mouth "Hi my name is Yong I have been listen to you since I was in high school, I think u r cool. Want to be my best friend" I figure that is what one would say to a star. So I am keeping my eye on him and I get really close but I chicken out:( bam " I was so close to a star and chicken out and didn't even say hi, has it happen 2 you?
Well last weekend it was me and ang (angie) who was doing a late lunch @ Primo's. by the way we had the best margarita it was her--annna-- silver tequila. we sat at the porch and I see big al, me not star struck by him, just casually mentioned to angie big al is here and that was that. I went to the bathroom and waiting in line and big al was next 2 me. He said Hello, I said hi in a very small voice (side track, my voice is very high and ppl have even commented "is that her real voice", can't help it I sound like a young little girl, so being shy my voice got higher and even more girlish) He said how are you doing i said "fine". I was way to shy to say nothing else or repeat in a complete sentence just pretending I only knew couple of words just came from Korea act.
So I did my business and went back to the table and ang is like big al is over there and I am like. o.k. & she is calling him over with her super long monkey arms. I am like stop it. and her only monkey arm response is to flag him down even harder. long story short he comes over, she insults him a couple of time by his lack of knowledge of some country guy and says she wished he was Kelly b/c she loves kelly and she guess he will do. he implies he is way to drunk and can't drive his two cars at primos and want to know if we would drive his cars 4 him we say no but we politely offer him a ride to his house since he is too bam drunk (knowing he will say no b/c he was already with two hotties) and mentions to ang that he saw me in the rr and that I am HOT!!!! looks is in the eye of the beholder and he was drunk alright. bam the drunkard 4 thinking i am hot, any sober peeps out there?? oh wait my man thinks I am hot.
so after that incident, ang like u have changed, old college yong would have called him over and u being with stan u liking him so much has changed u and I am thinking is she insulting me b/c i considered it a compliment that I am maturing and is in love with my man, has it happen 2 you?
BAM IT, Could you find a FATTER Picture of me
Ok, first and 4 most I am under a lot of stress to come up with a funny blog. I used to be funny back in the day but now with life and stress, it is really hard to be funny. See even the first two sentence wasn't funny, depressing but not funny.
If you are some body who has great grammar then stop reading, it will get lot worse from here. I AM ESL. by the way 4 the older generation that means English is a Second Language. (I was talking to an older gent and he was like HUH ESL, what?? FYI I usually say I am ESL to excuse my lack of vocab, gram (grammar) and to be sort of funny but no humor was seen since the older gent didn't even know what that meant.)
What I was a talking about, oh yes the title is for BAM angie who 4 the love of God put the fatty pic of me on this blog. WHAT THE BAM, u angie the only one who will read this bam blog (and I know it will be only me looking @ the pic but its like looking in a mirror, I like it when it lies) take off the BAM FATTY pic and put a better one of me with the illusion of thinner arms and face and what not. and not the one with the bangs.
Which side tracks me to how I got bangs. Short Version::: watching TV saw a hot girl with bangs thought if I have bangs I would be hot too, not realizing that is the HOT girl that makes the bangs hot not the other way around. Am I spelling bangs right, well you get the bam point. So for the first couple of weeks with the new bangs I looked like I had a mullet, b/c when I was cutting my hair I thought more bangs = hotter, so instead of cutting just a little part of front I went all the way to the middle. BAM my poor judgement.
BACK to the fatty pic, plaz put a betta one. and also I don't think my modest man wants his pic fo everyone to see. u might get sued on that one sista.
That is my blog on the pic. You can kind of tell what you are gonna get. So to tie it all in, My friend put a horrible pic on the internet 4 all the world to see, has it happen 2 you. Another one is, I cut my hair b/c of a pic , has it happen 2 you?
Hey angie I want the blog title to be Has it Happened 2 you, not "to". can you make it happen? by the way angie is the one who set this all up 4 me, (b/c I am an old soul and don's have time to learn computer shennaagins) ( I know I didn't spell that word right, game can u even guess what word I was trying to spell). Thanks angie, hope this was worth your hard work.
If you are some body who has great grammar then stop reading, it will get lot worse from here. I AM ESL. by the way 4 the older generation that means English is a Second Language. (I was talking to an older gent and he was like HUH ESL, what?? FYI I usually say I am ESL to excuse my lack of vocab, gram (grammar) and to be sort of funny but no humor was seen since the older gent didn't even know what that meant.)
What I was a talking about, oh yes the title is for BAM angie who 4 the love of God put the fatty pic of me on this blog. WHAT THE BAM, u angie the only one who will read this bam blog (and I know it will be only me looking @ the pic but its like looking in a mirror, I like it when it lies) take off the BAM FATTY pic and put a better one of me with the illusion of thinner arms and face and what not. and not the one with the bangs.
Which side tracks me to how I got bangs. Short Version::: watching TV saw a hot girl with bangs thought if I have bangs I would be hot too, not realizing that is the HOT girl that makes the bangs hot not the other way around. Am I spelling bangs right, well you get the bam point. So for the first couple of weeks with the new bangs I looked like I had a mullet, b/c when I was cutting my hair I thought more bangs = hotter, so instead of cutting just a little part of front I went all the way to the middle. BAM my poor judgement.
BACK to the fatty pic, plaz put a betta one. and also I don't think my modest man wants his pic fo everyone to see. u might get sued on that one sista.
That is my blog on the pic. You can kind of tell what you are gonna get. So to tie it all in, My friend put a horrible pic on the internet 4 all the world to see, has it happen 2 you. Another one is, I cut my hair b/c of a pic , has it happen 2 you?
Hey angie I want the blog title to be Has it Happened 2 you, not "to". can you make it happen? by the way angie is the one who set this all up 4 me, (b/c I am an old soul and don's have time to learn computer shennaagins) ( I know I didn't spell that word right, game can u even guess what word I was trying to spell). Thanks angie, hope this was worth your hard work.
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