So many stories in my millions of brains, which one to spit out first.
HISTORY: I am still very good friend with 4 of my college buddies. Nic aka Nicole, Mina, Mel aka Melissa & ang aka Angela whom I have already written about. I know you gals like this part b/c all of you are vain and like to read about themselves.
This is going to be about Mina, Mina don't get scared I won't reveal too much about yourself even thought you would never find out b/c you like to scheme read and not read the whole thing but I bet after reading your name you are reading word 4 word.
What can you say about Mina, CLUMPSY do not have her near a knife 4 she will cut herself and u in a minute and both of u would be in the hospital but it will be o k b/c she will be very apologetic, so apologetic that you would wish another cut, rather than having to hear her say sorry one more bam time.
As you can guess she was not blessed with grace.
She is gracious and warm but sometimes you want to yell STOP! for the LOVE OF GOD STOP, YOU ARE BREATHING down my back; but like a mom, always has good intentions.
If you are catholic and feel that you need to do some punishment for your sins then go shopping with mina and you will be throughly punished and still have some points left over to go out party get drunk and wake up not knowing where you are and what the heck you did the night before and you are so scared b/c there is a knife with blood on it and a dead cat on the foot of your bed. (I guess the last sentence was pretty gross and graphic but I am fo reals, I had to warn ppl out there how bad shopping with mina is)
Anyhoo out of all 5 of us she is the only not living in dallas due to her poor judgement of being happily in love, getting married and following the man of her dream to AUSTIN, TX. She moved end of last year I believe if I am wrong about the date of the move or if she is happily married, ah well, you get the point. So she always comes down once a month but lately it has be three months.
Thanks for your patience, let me get to the point, Stan and I r spontaneous and he decides we should go off on a weekend, I say lets go to san antonio and on our way there stop @ austin and say hi to mina. (fo she is always saying we never visit her and she is the one that always has to come down and yaggity yACH)
I call her to give her a heads up, I think it was either that monday or Tuesday before. I tell her I am stopping by On Friday and since we have been friend 4 so long and you know with your close friend you can stop by their house unannouced perferably annouced, you are always welcome which is the movie version and that is true for nic, mel and ang and me but oh no that is not the reaction from mina.
Here is a disclaimer I am sure Mina want me to put in (ps I already told her I will blog her for her reaction) is that she is taking some sort of test to go to grad school and the grade will define her future career life and blah blah blah. (by the way seems to me she is always taking some test or what not. Only thing my brain took in was test, study, important. and she told me what type of test what it's call but so boring can't comprehend or can't relate, if you want the show FRIENDS and chandlor has a job and no one knows what he does, well that is mina and her bam test. and she is staying will this reason why she didn't want me to come and that and ever objection to why I can not come and I am thinking is she fo reals. she is telling me I can't come over for one bam night, well this is the REAL reason why she did not want me to come b/c her house is such a bam mess it would take her nearly till Friday to clean up. FREAK keep your house clean! or at least be able to clean it in two hours, and lets not blame all of it on mina, her bam husband must be pretty dirty too!!! but she called back apologizing (and you know what I think of her overly apologizing) saying she would love me to stop by.
I did, she was gracious even though I did't get there until 1am due to bam TLC making my sexy man work so bam late and he being a good sport and still going. she bought me veggies, fruits, champ and all this other bam stuff.
Today is July 15, 2008 I wrote the upper stuff about two months ago and really don't want to tell this story any more so this is all you get.
I know my fans out there is waiting for another blog so hope this works if not too bad so bucking sad.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Ask before you Take
Background: I bring my dog to work, on my desk is a pink metal canister with a dog paw on it with a very tight lid.
Background: I am very observant!
Background: I am very anal
A lady shows up to the office with out a appointment, strike one. (why do I have to be so petty, why is appointments so important to me, any psychologist out there that can give me a hand on this one?)
I happened to be in the back of the warehouse with a customer & come to the office to see her wandering around like a sneaky little fox who did not even bother to announce herself, strike two. (why do ppl not have manners)
As I come to my desk I notice the pink metal canister lid is open and I always keep it shut b/c I am anal.
I look at the stranger who came unannounced and my observant eyes is focused on her mammoth jaw which is moving.
As I am finishing up with the customer who has made the apointment the rude nonappointment maker comes up to my desk, holds out her palm and lo and behold what do you think was in her palm. MY DOGGIE treat for my bam dog. (You knew that one) As she has her palm out she ask me is this edible? I look at her and smile and say, yes people can eat them, however they are specially made for dogs. She says thank you and moves around slowly to my dog and pulls out 8 more treats and gives them to my dog.
Greedy Strike three
Then she proceeds to go out the front door and over the stair case spits out everything else that is in her mouth.
Embarrassment YOUR OUT
It was so hard 4 me to keep a strait face and not point at her and laugh and laugh. And when she could not handle my ridicule any more and with shame run to her car, I wanted to keep on chasing her and as she drives off I would be in my car following her and honking my horn and laugh some more but I manage to stay in my desk and laugh by myself after she left.
I told the story to Stan (my boyfriend) and he found no humor in it, says I need to put a sign on the canister and I am LIKE WHAT? am i taking crazy pill how can he not find it hilarious! and a little bit like serves you right attitude (side note about my man he doesn't gossip fo example, ang was at a bar with us and was sitting next to him and talking crap about someone and he just smiled and nodded which made ang decide to even more abrasive to get a reaction b/c let's face it for all women, if we don't get a reaction we act out even more, and that is where the crazy comes in - but to ANGIE in your face no reaction was found)
Back to the lady- who takes with out asking? and who takes more than one without knowing what it is? and who takes so much even if u think it is 4 the public 4 the taking
4 me serves her right and plus there is a PAW on the canister.
b/c of stan's reaction I had to justify my feelings so I tell Ang and she is LIKE LOL tear and all that stuff, so as you can tell, i guess i am like angie, critical, anal and a gossip
Would your RESPONSE be like Stan or angie which is me?
I had some one take with out asking and it bit them in the bum, has it happen 2 you?
Background: I am very observant!
Background: I am very anal
A lady shows up to the office with out a appointment, strike one. (why do I have to be so petty, why is appointments so important to me, any psychologist out there that can give me a hand on this one?)
I happened to be in the back of the warehouse with a customer & come to the office to see her wandering around like a sneaky little fox who did not even bother to announce herself, strike two. (why do ppl not have manners)
As I come to my desk I notice the pink metal canister lid is open and I always keep it shut b/c I am anal.
I look at the stranger who came unannounced and my observant eyes is focused on her mammoth jaw which is moving.
As I am finishing up with the customer who has made the apointment the rude nonappointment maker comes up to my desk, holds out her palm and lo and behold what do you think was in her palm. MY DOGGIE treat for my bam dog. (You knew that one) As she has her palm out she ask me is this edible? I look at her and smile and say, yes people can eat them, however they are specially made for dogs. She says thank you and moves around slowly to my dog and pulls out 8 more treats and gives them to my dog.
Greedy Strike three
Then she proceeds to go out the front door and over the stair case spits out everything else that is in her mouth.
Embarrassment YOUR OUT
It was so hard 4 me to keep a strait face and not point at her and laugh and laugh. And when she could not handle my ridicule any more and with shame run to her car, I wanted to keep on chasing her and as she drives off I would be in my car following her and honking my horn and laugh some more but I manage to stay in my desk and laugh by myself after she left.
I told the story to Stan (my boyfriend) and he found no humor in it, says I need to put a sign on the canister and I am LIKE WHAT? am i taking crazy pill how can he not find it hilarious! and a little bit like serves you right attitude (side note about my man he doesn't gossip fo example, ang was at a bar with us and was sitting next to him and talking crap about someone and he just smiled and nodded which made ang decide to even more abrasive to get a reaction b/c let's face it for all women, if we don't get a reaction we act out even more, and that is where the crazy comes in - but to ANGIE in your face no reaction was found)
Back to the lady- who takes with out asking? and who takes more than one without knowing what it is? and who takes so much even if u think it is 4 the public 4 the taking
4 me serves her right and plus there is a PAW on the canister.
b/c of stan's reaction I had to justify my feelings so I tell Ang and she is LIKE LOL tear and all that stuff, so as you can tell, i guess i am like angie, critical, anal and a gossip
Would your RESPONSE be like Stan or angie which is me?
I had some one take with out asking and it bit them in the bum, has it happen 2 you?
Friday, May 9, 2008
Star Struck
I am not usually star struck. Maybe it's b/c I don't come across any while I am pumping gas, buying groceries and working @ my desk, but in general I don't daydream about stars and make sure I get to the concerts, watch all their movies and what not.
SO I WAS SO SHOCKED when I got Star Stucked by KIDD KRADDICK! I have been listen to him since I was in High School!
My friend nic (nicole) & I was at Primo's (mckinney) and we were having some cocktails & early din din, and I don't know what else since it was long time ago, but you will see how it ties in to what happen to me last weekend. thanks 4 your patience..... & Lord & behold comes in Kidd, he was all nervous talking on his cell, apparently he was waiting 4 someone and they didn't show up and he was uncomfortable, and I am thinking, dude u r kidd kraddick. I got so nervous and I could not get enough courage to say hi to him. This is what would have come out of my mouth "Hi my name is Yong I have been listen to you since I was in high school, I think u r cool. Want to be my best friend" I figure that is what one would say to a star. So I am keeping my eye on him and I get really close but I chicken out:( bam " I was so close to a star and chicken out and didn't even say hi, has it happen 2 you?
Well last weekend it was me and ang (angie) who was doing a late lunch @ Primo's. by the way we had the best margarita it was her--annna-- silver tequila. we sat at the porch and I see big al, me not star struck by him, just casually mentioned to angie big al is here and that was that. I went to the bathroom and waiting in line and big al was next 2 me. He said Hello, I said hi in a very small voice (side track, my voice is very high and ppl have even commented "is that her real voice", can't help it I sound like a young little girl, so being shy my voice got higher and even more girlish) He said how are you doing i said "fine". I was way to shy to say nothing else or repeat in a complete sentence just pretending I only knew couple of words just came from Korea act.
So I did my business and went back to the table and ang is like big al is over there and I am like. o.k. & she is calling him over with her super long monkey arms. I am like stop it. and her only monkey arm response is to flag him down even harder. long story short he comes over, she insults him a couple of time by his lack of knowledge of some country guy and says she wished he was Kelly b/c she loves kelly and she guess he will do. he implies he is way to drunk and can't drive his two cars at primos and want to know if we would drive his cars 4 him we say no but we politely offer him a ride to his house since he is too bam drunk (knowing he will say no b/c he was already with two hotties) and mentions to ang that he saw me in the rr and that I am HOT!!!! looks is in the eye of the beholder and he was drunk alright. bam the drunkard 4 thinking i am hot, any sober peeps out there?? oh wait my man thinks I am hot.
so after that incident, ang like u have changed, old college yong would have called him over and u being with stan u liking him so much has changed u and I am thinking is she insulting me b/c i considered it a compliment that I am maturing and is in love with my man, has it happen 2 you?
SO I WAS SO SHOCKED when I got Star Stucked by KIDD KRADDICK! I have been listen to him since I was in High School!
My friend nic (nicole) & I was at Primo's (mckinney) and we were having some cocktails & early din din, and I don't know what else since it was long time ago, but you will see how it ties in to what happen to me last weekend. thanks 4 your patience..... & Lord & behold comes in Kidd, he was all nervous talking on his cell, apparently he was waiting 4 someone and they didn't show up and he was uncomfortable, and I am thinking, dude u r kidd kraddick. I got so nervous and I could not get enough courage to say hi to him. This is what would have come out of my mouth "Hi my name is Yong I have been listen to you since I was in high school, I think u r cool. Want to be my best friend" I figure that is what one would say to a star. So I am keeping my eye on him and I get really close but I chicken out:( bam " I was so close to a star and chicken out and didn't even say hi, has it happen 2 you?
Well last weekend it was me and ang (angie) who was doing a late lunch @ Primo's. by the way we had the best margarita it was her--annna-- silver tequila. we sat at the porch and I see big al, me not star struck by him, just casually mentioned to angie big al is here and that was that. I went to the bathroom and waiting in line and big al was next 2 me. He said Hello, I said hi in a very small voice (side track, my voice is very high and ppl have even commented "is that her real voice", can't help it I sound like a young little girl, so being shy my voice got higher and even more girlish) He said how are you doing i said "fine". I was way to shy to say nothing else or repeat in a complete sentence just pretending I only knew couple of words just came from Korea act.
So I did my business and went back to the table and ang is like big al is over there and I am like. o.k. & she is calling him over with her super long monkey arms. I am like stop it. and her only monkey arm response is to flag him down even harder. long story short he comes over, she insults him a couple of time by his lack of knowledge of some country guy and says she wished he was Kelly b/c she loves kelly and she guess he will do. he implies he is way to drunk and can't drive his two cars at primos and want to know if we would drive his cars 4 him we say no but we politely offer him a ride to his house since he is too bam drunk (knowing he will say no b/c he was already with two hotties) and mentions to ang that he saw me in the rr and that I am HOT!!!! looks is in the eye of the beholder and he was drunk alright. bam the drunkard 4 thinking i am hot, any sober peeps out there?? oh wait my man thinks I am hot.
so after that incident, ang like u have changed, old college yong would have called him over and u being with stan u liking him so much has changed u and I am thinking is she insulting me b/c i considered it a compliment that I am maturing and is in love with my man, has it happen 2 you?
BAM IT, Could you find a FATTER Picture of me
Ok, first and 4 most I am under a lot of stress to come up with a funny blog. I used to be funny back in the day but now with life and stress, it is really hard to be funny. See even the first two sentence wasn't funny, depressing but not funny.
If you are some body who has great grammar then stop reading, it will get lot worse from here. I AM ESL. by the way 4 the older generation that means English is a Second Language. (I was talking to an older gent and he was like HUH ESL, what?? FYI I usually say I am ESL to excuse my lack of vocab, gram (grammar) and to be sort of funny but no humor was seen since the older gent didn't even know what that meant.)
What I was a talking about, oh yes the title is for BAM angie who 4 the love of God put the fatty pic of me on this blog. WHAT THE BAM, u angie the only one who will read this bam blog (and I know it will be only me looking @ the pic but its like looking in a mirror, I like it when it lies) take off the BAM FATTY pic and put a better one of me with the illusion of thinner arms and face and what not. and not the one with the bangs.
Which side tracks me to how I got bangs. Short Version::: watching TV saw a hot girl with bangs thought if I have bangs I would be hot too, not realizing that is the HOT girl that makes the bangs hot not the other way around. Am I spelling bangs right, well you get the bam point. So for the first couple of weeks with the new bangs I looked like I had a mullet, b/c when I was cutting my hair I thought more bangs = hotter, so instead of cutting just a little part of front I went all the way to the middle. BAM my poor judgement.
BACK to the fatty pic, plaz put a betta one. and also I don't think my modest man wants his pic fo everyone to see. u might get sued on that one sista.
That is my blog on the pic. You can kind of tell what you are gonna get. So to tie it all in, My friend put a horrible pic on the internet 4 all the world to see, has it happen 2 you. Another one is, I cut my hair b/c of a pic , has it happen 2 you?
Hey angie I want the blog title to be Has it Happened 2 you, not "to". can you make it happen? by the way angie is the one who set this all up 4 me, (b/c I am an old soul and don's have time to learn computer shennaagins) ( I know I didn't spell that word right, game can u even guess what word I was trying to spell). Thanks angie, hope this was worth your hard work.
If you are some body who has great grammar then stop reading, it will get lot worse from here. I AM ESL. by the way 4 the older generation that means English is a Second Language. (I was talking to an older gent and he was like HUH ESL, what?? FYI I usually say I am ESL to excuse my lack of vocab, gram (grammar) and to be sort of funny but no humor was seen since the older gent didn't even know what that meant.)
What I was a talking about, oh yes the title is for BAM angie who 4 the love of God put the fatty pic of me on this blog. WHAT THE BAM, u angie the only one who will read this bam blog (and I know it will be only me looking @ the pic but its like looking in a mirror, I like it when it lies) take off the BAM FATTY pic and put a better one of me with the illusion of thinner arms and face and what not. and not the one with the bangs.
Which side tracks me to how I got bangs. Short Version::: watching TV saw a hot girl with bangs thought if I have bangs I would be hot too, not realizing that is the HOT girl that makes the bangs hot not the other way around. Am I spelling bangs right, well you get the bam point. So for the first couple of weeks with the new bangs I looked like I had a mullet, b/c when I was cutting my hair I thought more bangs = hotter, so instead of cutting just a little part of front I went all the way to the middle. BAM my poor judgement.
BACK to the fatty pic, plaz put a betta one. and also I don't think my modest man wants his pic fo everyone to see. u might get sued on that one sista.
That is my blog on the pic. You can kind of tell what you are gonna get. So to tie it all in, My friend put a horrible pic on the internet 4 all the world to see, has it happen 2 you. Another one is, I cut my hair b/c of a pic , has it happen 2 you?
Hey angie I want the blog title to be Has it Happened 2 you, not "to". can you make it happen? by the way angie is the one who set this all up 4 me, (b/c I am an old soul and don's have time to learn computer shennaagins) ( I know I didn't spell that word right, game can u even guess what word I was trying to spell). Thanks angie, hope this was worth your hard work.
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