Background: I bring my dog to work, on my desk is a pink metal canister with a dog paw on it with a very tight lid.
Background: I am very observant!
Background: I am very anal
A lady shows up to the office with out a appointment, strike one. (why do I have to be so petty, why is appointments so important to me, any psychologist out there that can give me a hand on this one?)
I happened to be in the back of the warehouse with a customer & come to the office to see her wandering around like a sneaky little fox who did not even bother to announce herself, strike two. (why do ppl not have manners)
As I come to my desk I notice the pink metal canister lid is open and I always keep it shut b/c I am anal.
I look at the stranger who came unannounced and my observant eyes is focused on her mammoth jaw which is moving.
As I am finishing up with the customer who has made the apointment the rude nonappointment maker comes up to my desk, holds out her palm and lo and behold what do you think was in her palm. MY DOGGIE treat for my bam dog. (You knew that one) As she has her palm out she ask me is this edible? I look at her and smile and say, yes people can eat them, however they are specially made for dogs. She says thank you and moves around slowly to my dog and pulls out 8 more treats and gives them to my dog.
Greedy Strike three
Then she proceeds to go out the front door and over the stair case spits out everything else that is in her mouth.
Embarrassment YOUR OUT
It was so hard 4 me to keep a strait face and not point at her and laugh and laugh. And when she could not handle my ridicule any more and with shame run to her car, I wanted to keep on chasing her and as she drives off I would be in my car following her and honking my horn and laugh some more but I manage to stay in my desk and laugh by myself after she left.
I told the story to Stan (my boyfriend) and he found no humor in it, says I need to put a sign on the canister and I am LIKE WHAT? am i taking crazy pill how can he not find it hilarious! and a little bit like serves you right attitude (side note about my man he doesn't gossip fo example, ang was at a bar with us and was sitting next to him and talking crap about someone and he just smiled and nodded which made ang decide to even more abrasive to get a reaction b/c let's face it for all women, if we don't get a reaction we act out even more, and that is where the crazy comes in - but to ANGIE in your face no reaction was found)
Back to the lady- who takes with out asking? and who takes more than one without knowing what it is? and who takes so much even if u think it is 4 the public 4 the taking
4 me serves her right and plus there is a PAW on the canister.
b/c of stan's reaction I had to justify my feelings so I tell Ang and she is LIKE LOL tear and all that stuff, so as you can tell, i guess i am like angie, critical, anal and a gossip
Would your RESPONSE be like Stan or angie which is me?
I had some one take with out asking and it bit them in the bum, has it happen 2 you?
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Critical? Yes, & I am critical of myself so that makes it ok that I'm critical of others, right?
Anal? Yes, I admit it & don't deny it.
Gossip? Well, yes. I'm trying to be better about that though. It isn't as fun, I'll tell you that much!! Maybe that's why I loooooooveee the show Gossip Girl so much? Those girls are fo sho critical of others & love to gossip.
I am like you and Angie - i find it very funny, but I would not have laughed in front of her. Did you really - or did you just add that for your blogging drama?
no in my head was laughing at her but I waited until she left.
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