BAM IT, Could you find a FATTER Picture of me

Ok, first and 4 most I am under a lot of stress to come up with a funny blog. I used to be funny back in the day but now with life and stress, it is really hard to be funny. See even the first two sentence wasn't funny, depressing but not funny.

If you are some body who has great grammar then stop reading, it will get lot worse from here. I AM ESL. by the way 4 the older generation that means English is a Second Language. (I was talking to an older gent and he was like HUH ESL, what?? FYI I usually say I am ESL to excuse my lack of vocab, gram (grammar) and to be sort of funny but no humor was seen since the older gent didn't even know what that meant.)

What I was a talking about, oh yes the title is for BAM angie who 4 the love of God put the fatty pic of me on this blog. WHAT THE BAM, u angie the only one who will read this bam blog (and I know it will be only me looking @ the pic but its like looking in a mirror, I like it when it lies) take off the BAM FATTY pic and put a better one of me with the illusion of thinner arms and face and what not. and not the one with the bangs.

Which side tracks me to how I got bangs. Short Version::: watching TV saw a hot girl with bangs thought if I have bangs I would be hot too, not realizing that is the HOT girl that makes the bangs hot not the other way around. Am I spelling bangs right, well you get the bam point. So for the first couple of weeks with the new bangs I looked like I had a mullet, b/c when I was cutting my hair I thought more bangs = hotter, so instead of cutting just a little part of front I went all the way to the middle. BAM my poor judgement.

BACK to the fatty pic, plaz put a betta one. and also I don't think my modest man wants his pic fo everyone to see. u might get sued on that one sista.

That is my blog on the pic. You can kind of tell what you are gonna get. So to tie it all in, My friend put a horrible pic on the internet 4 all the world to see, has it happen 2 you. Another one is, I cut my hair b/c of a pic , has it happen 2 you?

Hey angie I want the blog title to be Has it Happened 2 you, not "to". can you make it happen? by the way angie is the one who set this all up 4 me, (b/c I am an old soul and don's have time to learn computer shennaagins) ( I know I didn't spell that word right, game can u even guess what word I was trying to spell). Thanks angie, hope this was worth your hard work.